The worst, most retarted dream I've ever had!

This is not a joke, but is in fact the dream I had last night, or at least, what I can remember of it.

Okay, it starts off with me and my Junior ROTC buddies from High School talking about some exercise routine we came up with about a year before hand and how (literally) awesome it was.

Flash forward, for some reason, to college to where I sit down in a crowded hallway on one of the benches. In front of me is Koga, a couple people down from me on my right is Zabi, which implies this is getting weird, but I don't remember if anyone else is in the dream. Sorry.
Next, the bell rings and (I don't remember why) I fall off the edge of the bench, but luckily, and strangely, no one cares so I get back up. Still weird? Sure. Get ready.

Flash forward a few moments ahead and everyone starts heading into the room to my left (to be exact, it's inside the wall, behind me, on my left) and as I get up Koga looks at me with a seemingly confused look on his face, and then Zabi walks over and his left 4th (pinky, last, shortest. . .I could go on) finger is bleeding profusely. I don't remember anyone saying anything, but I'm positive everyone believes that I bit his finger. Yeah, just as confused as you are. I remember suddenly feeling worried and I start thinking about what would happen and for some reason thought of jail time. Don't ask.

So Zabi walks off back to my right and enters an office in what reminds me of a hospital hallway, so at this point (I guess in my thoughts) I'm wondering if this place is half school, half hospital. Zabi returns with his father who at some point is called Gotak (or something like that), and His reminds me of that rich, balding Asian guy from "King of the Hill". He hands me a form and I realize that it's a recommendation to see a "Sexotherapist". ??????

Sh*t just got ****ed!

Zabi chuckled, I think, and then I started panicking as to how I would get to the (from what I assumed in the dream) sex therapy class without my Grandparents, or other family members finding out. Zabi's father, Gotak, says that he's very disappointed with me, points at his son's hurt finger, and returns to his office in the random hospital hall.

Finally, before I wake up, (once again I'm not joking) as if I were a camera, my view switches to Seto Kaiba sitting in an office and he notices a desk in the opposite school room that has a name tag on it. He wonders if it could be Yugi's, but quickly reminds himself that he has more important things to attend to. I then wake up.

Seriously.

I'm not sure why Zabi was in my dream, I'm not sure why much of the dialogue in my dream was implied and never spoken, and I'm not sure why I could remember this one. Seriously, why this one? Oh, and that last part actually WAS in my dream and probably implies that I've been watching too much "Yugioh the Abridged Series". Anyway, I hope you were as confused and mortified as I was, after all, I bit freakin' Zabi's finger. . .WTF!?

You are a very freaky kinky bastard.

That's one messed up dream lol
1. WAY to much Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged...
2. to much King Of The Hill...?
3. You Love Zabi!!!!!
OH NO!!!!!

I want my finger fool!

Do you get a sexual thrill by biting fingers off?

I laughed. Just a tiny bit, though.

People tend to be able to recall more details about their dreams if they do not participate in any activities or conversation immediately after waking up, instead focusing on the dream they had earlier experienced.

Also! Do you have some sort of, say... cannibalistic feelings toward Zabi? Or does eating people in general make you "happy"? Either way, you need some serious therapy. Pronto.

well people tend to remember what they want to and they dream about whats important to them so i hope you two have a wounderful future together

WTF! Is right...lol

Primeridley wrote:Do you get a sexual thrill by biting fingers off?

Yes, yes he does.

ShadowsFall wrote:

Primeridley wrote:Do you get a sexual thrill by biting fingers off?

Yes, yes he does.

Why would you know?

Tabitha wrote:

ShadowsFall wrote:

Primeridley wrote:Do you get a sexual thrill by biting fingers off?

Yes, yes he does.

Why would you know?

It happened to him first.

Zabi wrote:

Tabitha wrote:

ShadowsFall wrote:

Primeridley wrote:Do you get a sexual thrill by biting fingers off?

Yes, yes he does.

Why would you know?

It happened to him first.

O_o

Tabitha wrote:

Zabi wrote:

Tabitha wrote:

ShadowsFall wrote:

Primeridley wrote:Do you get a sexual thrill by biting fingers off?

Yes, yes he does.

Why would you know?

It happened to him first.

O_o

No, it happened to zabi first not me...
Alex has yet to attack me...

ShadowsFall wrote:

Tabitha wrote:

Zabi wrote:

Tabitha wrote:

ShadowsFall wrote:

Primeridley wrote:Do you get a sexual thrill by biting fingers off?

Yes, yes he does.

Why would you know?

It happened to him first.

O_o

No, it happened to zabi first not me...
Alex has yet to attack me...

...That's okay Anime, you're next 0_o

XSkyInAgonyX wrote:

ShadowsFall wrote:

Tabitha wrote:

Zabi wrote:

Tabitha wrote:

ShadowsFall wrote:

Primeridley wrote:Do you get a sexual thrill by biting fingers off?

Yes, yes he does.

Why would you know?

It happened to him first.

O_o

No, it happened to zabi first not me...
Alex has yet to attack me...

...That's okay Anime, you're next 0_o

Why me, why cant it be Primeridley...

ShadowsFall wrote:

XSkyInAgonyX wrote:

ShadowsFall wrote:

Tabitha wrote:

Zabi wrote:

Tabitha wrote:

ShadowsFall wrote:

Primeridley wrote:Do you get a sexual thrill by biting fingers off?

Yes, yes he does.

Why would you know?

It happened to him first.

O_o

No, it happened to zabi first not me...
Alex has yet to attack me...

...That's okay Anime, you're next 0_o

Why me, why cant it be Primeridley...

Why not you?

Yea, why not you. You should be next since he can dream about you and in that way.